I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

thumb_up thumb_down -51

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

thumb_up thumb_down -51

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

thumb_up thumb_down -59

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

thumb_up thumb_down -67

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

thumb_up thumb_down -75

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

thumb_up thumb_down -83

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

thumb_up thumb_down +12

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

thumb_up thumb_down +10

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Pee in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -12

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.