I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.