When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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being super bored at shool

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Play Minecraft

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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speak proper english

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.