When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Pee in the shower

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Poop naked.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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KICK THE CAN

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.