I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I can't trill my R's

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.