Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Talk to my cat.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Poop naked.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.