Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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get really confused

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.