Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.