Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.