Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

I eat ass

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.