- Things You Think Only You Do

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

I refuse to forward chain letters

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

being super bored at shool

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Set Fire to the Rain

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.