pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Talk to my cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.