Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.