thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.