imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.