I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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KICK THE CAN

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.