When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Talk to my cat.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.