When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.