Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Play Minecraft

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.