close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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get really confused

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.