Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I eat ass

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.