put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Pretend i'm a sim.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.