I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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being super bored at shool

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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speak proper english

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.