- Things You Think Only You Do

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

call someone by a siblings name.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.