text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.