When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.