I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Pee in the shower

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Talk to my cat.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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KICK THE CAN

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.