Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

sing like a pro in da shower

Eat ice by itself

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

wonder who wrote these things

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.