Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Poop naked.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.