- Things You Think Only You Do

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

i see almost everything as a sign

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.