Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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I eat ass

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.