Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.