Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Pee in the shower

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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