If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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wonder who wrote these things

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.