Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Poop naked.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Pee in the shower

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.