I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.