Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.