Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.