Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.