Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.