Thinking your life is a movie...

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Take baths

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.