read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

It's hot but I still have on covers

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.