Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.