Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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speak proper english

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.