Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.