try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.