When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I hate being called "buddy".

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.