Watch the same movies over and over

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.