I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.