when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I have never watched Star Wars.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

thumb_up thumb_down -42

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

thumb_up thumb_down -44

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

thumb_up thumb_down -46

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

thumb_up thumb_down -48

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

thumb_up thumb_down -52

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

chew on the side of my teeth

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

thumb_up thumb_down -68

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

thumb_up thumb_down +39

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

thumb_up thumb_down +15

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

thumb_up thumb_down -5

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.