Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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get really confused

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.