whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.