go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Poop naked.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.