daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Talk to my cat.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.