I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.