Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.