- Things You Think Only You Do

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Watch the same movies over and over

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Set Fire to the Rain

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.