Pee in my work garbage can.

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

I rape small children ;).

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.