lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.