I have autofocus in my eyes.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.