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Get that shiver when you're peeing.
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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.
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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.
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sometimes, i smell my own farts.
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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.
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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.
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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.
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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.
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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.
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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.
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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"
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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.
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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting
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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.
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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video
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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.
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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.
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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.
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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.
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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring
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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.
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I rape small children ;).
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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.