- Things You Think Only You Do

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

I rape small children ;).

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.