when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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check shower for murder then pee

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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smoke marijuana

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.