Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.