Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.