Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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penis

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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I click my teeth to music

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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i smoke weed all day.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I chew my ice cream.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.