- Things You Think Only You Do

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.