I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.