Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I rape small children ;).

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.