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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.
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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.
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Get turned on lookin at my own butt
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.
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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "
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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge
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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.
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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff
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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.
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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.