When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Pee in the shower

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.