While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.