Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.