Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Breathe.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.