- Things You Think Only You Do

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.