Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I have seen a UFO

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.