(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.