i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.