pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.