working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.