Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.