When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Tear up when I poop

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.