i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.