penis

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.