Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.