Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.