I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.