I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.