- Things You Think Only You Do

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Pee in my work garbage can.

i masturbate with my feet

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

wipe your hands on your pants

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.