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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.