When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.