eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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i smoke weed all day.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.