when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.