I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.