Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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I control water in the shower.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.