get really confused

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Talk to my cat.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.