if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.