I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.