I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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ASMR

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.