Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.