I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.