i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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make south park refferences every day

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.