Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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jack off

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.