when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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whale sperm

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.