When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.