Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.