Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.