Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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call someone by a siblings name.

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jack off

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.