when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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KICK THE CAN

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.