As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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get really confused

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.