Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

laziness .... its all in the mind

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Smoking in the shower.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

Look at my poop before flushing

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.