I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.