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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

I apologize, when i bump against things.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.