One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.