When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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i masturbate with my feet

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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incognito mode on google chrome

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Picking my nose.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.