when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.