jack off

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Pee in the shower

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.