scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.