Pee in the shower

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.