I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.