- Things You Think Only You Do

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

I think about life problems in the shower

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.