I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.