Get turned on lookin at my own butt

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.