When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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hallo

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.