Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Courtesy flush.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.