Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.