Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.