I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.