When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.