when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.