pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Be a loner at school

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.