wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.