When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.