When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

the power to regenerate your appendix

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.