Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.