penis

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.