when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

I gotta get down of Friday

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.