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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.
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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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Poo really loud
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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?
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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.
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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.
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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month
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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind
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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.
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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.
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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.
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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.
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Peeing in the shower
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smoke marijuana
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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.
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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.
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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.
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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.