When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.