Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Vote for the other guy

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.