Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.