Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.