When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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sit in the shower

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.