I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.