Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.