Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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I always think I have special powers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.