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jack off
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?
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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring
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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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-44
Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.
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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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-35
Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.
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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.
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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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Wonder why there are sites like this.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.