Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

I rape small children ;).

I can see a magic eye image

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

Play as both sides on fifa

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.