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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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I have a phobia of incest
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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can
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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.
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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee
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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.
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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.
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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.
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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.
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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it
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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.