I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.