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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.
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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka
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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11
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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.
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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~
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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!
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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.
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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.
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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.