After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.