in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

I put big spaces in between comments

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.