When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.