- Things You Think Only You Do

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

I think about other women when having sex

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.