stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I know how to type a ¿

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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I rape small children ;).

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.