Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.