When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Pee in the shower

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.