Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.