Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

I ejaculate fire and glory

Giving my dog a massage.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.