I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I rape small children ;).

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.