Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I think about other women when having sex

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.