Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Take baths

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.