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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.