Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.