Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.