Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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penis

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.