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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.