Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.