Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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wipe your hands on your pants

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.