When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Courtesy flush.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.