Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.