Get that shiver when you're peeing.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

this is a terrible website and i hate you

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.