After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.