Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.