Wondering who would cry at your funeral

Courtesy flush.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.