Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.