I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.