I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.