clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.