One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.