being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.