Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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fap

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Being fat

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.