Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I can see a magic eye image

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.