Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.