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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head
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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.
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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.
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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee
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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000
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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next
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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.
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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel
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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.
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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.
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Text random people saying I'm pregnant
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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......
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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.