When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

jack off

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

I think about life problems in the shower

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.