Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.