when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.