When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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get really confused

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.