I think about life problems in the shower

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.