Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.