Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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I rape small children ;).

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I can see a magic eye image

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.