Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Poo really loud

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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misread flashlight

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I know how to type a ¿

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.