When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.