Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Courtesy flush.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.