Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.