I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.