when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Play as both sides on fifa

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.