Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.