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i see almost everything as a sign
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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth
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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.
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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.
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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother
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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.
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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".
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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol
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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.
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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.
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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.
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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.