twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

I really like taking shits.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.