I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.