after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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hallo

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Having gay sex

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.