in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

being super bored at school

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.