when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Peeing in the shower

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.