Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.