make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.