If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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penis

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.