Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.