Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.