sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.