Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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wipe your hands on your pants

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.