try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.