Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.