After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.