I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Breathe.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Peeing in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.