When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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im going to rape that girl

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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I can see a magic eye image

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.