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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.
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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose
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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?
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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.
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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.
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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.
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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger
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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.