At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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whale sperm

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.