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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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Try to see nipples through body paint.
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word
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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.
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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont
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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.
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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it
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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.
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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me
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bounce when your tip toeing.
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower
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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.
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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.
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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.