Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.