Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.