sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.