Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.