Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

I pee in the shower. :3

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.