When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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KICK THE CAN

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.