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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
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I want to suck on your penis
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.