I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.