in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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being super bored at school

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.