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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.
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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.
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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.
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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.
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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.
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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.
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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.
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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"
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listen to madonnas new album
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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.
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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.
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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.
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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them
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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.
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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.
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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.
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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.
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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.