When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Smoking in the shower.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.