Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Being fat

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.