I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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I put big spaces in between comments

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.