I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.