when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.