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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?
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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.
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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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I click my teeth to music
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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "
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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.
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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)
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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.
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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.
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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.
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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.
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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends
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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.