Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.