Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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I want to suck on your penis

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.