Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

I think about life problems in the shower

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.