Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Courtesy flush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.