At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

I have never watched Star Wars.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Go on this site to feel normal.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.