Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I **** with no hands.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Breathe.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.