I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.