when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.