While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Pee in the shower

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.