when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.