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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.
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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.
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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again
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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.
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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.
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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.
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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.
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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.
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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.
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Think about things I should be doing with my life.
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.