Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Ur mum

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.