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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video
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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards
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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.
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Try to see nipples through body paint.
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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.
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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.
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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.