I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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sing in the shower

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.