When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

make food scream if i chop them up.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Pee in my work garbage can.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.