Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.