I constantly talk to myself.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Ur mum

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.