I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Think of numbers as male or female.

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.