After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I control water in the shower.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.