scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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pick your nose and eat it

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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sit in the shower

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.