when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

I chew around the center of carrots.

wipe your hands on your pants

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.