The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Go outside and pee.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.