I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I think about life problems in the shower

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.