Make up a song to yourself.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.