Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

I sleep in the nude.

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.