While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Reading the terms of service :O....

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

Pee in my work garbage can.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.