Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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I Masturbate Daily.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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I sleep in the nude.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.