When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

being super bored at shool

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.