twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I chew my ice cream.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.