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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.
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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.
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Brake for tail-gaters
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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.
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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .
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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine
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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.
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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"
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Take off the ends of the banana (
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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.