Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I have seen a UFO

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.