I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.