Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

I put salt on buttered toast...

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.