Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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KICK THE CAN

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.