I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.