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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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I play video games with the controller under the covers.
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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read
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I meow when my cat meows.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.
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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.