I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.