While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.