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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream
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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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Do somthing only you do
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.
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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared
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masturbate quietly in my room.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.
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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.
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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.
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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)
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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.
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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.