Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

im going to rape that girl

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Gotta sleep with a fan.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

I used to eat bath bubbles

Pee in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.