I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.