Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.