Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.