Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

get bored so I fist myself for money

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

conundrum.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

I eat food when i'm bored..

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.