When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.