Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I really like taking shits.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.