Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Made after doomsday plans

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.