Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

I can see a magic eye image

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.