While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.