I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.