I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.