When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.