Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Tear up when I poop

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.