Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.