When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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listen to madonnas new album

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.