Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.