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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.
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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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whale sperm
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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it
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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...
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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.
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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song
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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can
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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side
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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.
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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed
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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.