When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Picking my nose.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.