every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

Thinking your life is a movie...

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.