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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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I always think I have special powers
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.
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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.
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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again
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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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I control water in the shower.
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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)
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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end
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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.
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Run back into your room when your microwaving something
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.