Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.