Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

bounce when your tip toeing.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Being fat

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Watch the same movies over and over

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.