Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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pick your nose and eat it

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.