Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Talk to my cat.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Fart at home

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.