I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.