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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins
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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...
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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.
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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.
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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins
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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.
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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up
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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers
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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing
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I always cry when I pray.
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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month
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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded
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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.
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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.
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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.
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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.
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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.
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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.
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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.