Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.