While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.