Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.