When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Pee in the shower.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.