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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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I Masturbate Daily.
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.
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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.
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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.
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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...
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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.
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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm
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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan
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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them
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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up
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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.
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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.