I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.