Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.