when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.