I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.