Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.