Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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im going to rape that girl

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.