have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.