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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...
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call someone by a siblings name.
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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!
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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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Pretend animals talk to you!
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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person
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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain
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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.
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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.
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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.
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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.
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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.
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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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I always cry when I pray.
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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.