Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.