shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Sometimes I toot.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.