Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Mayada stupid

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.