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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.
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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch
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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"
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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower
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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?
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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything
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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!
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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka
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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.
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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.