Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.