Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.