Gotta sleep with a fan.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

I hit the frig after sex

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

I scratch and sniff.

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.