that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.