Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I always cry when I pray.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.