Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.