I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Play Minecraft

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.