no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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sit in the shower

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I can see a magic eye image

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.