Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

only read the short jokes on this website

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

suck my own penis

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.