I always cry when I pray.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

sing in the shower

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.