when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

call someone by a siblings name.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.