I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.