Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.