Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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pick your nose and eat it

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fap

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.