DIY LOL
Anti-Pickup Line
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I AM DISAPPOINT
What The Face
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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.
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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them
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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.
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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles
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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"
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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.
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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.
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Breathe.
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.
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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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Peeing in the shower
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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.
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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.
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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.