Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.