watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.