put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.