Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.