I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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fap

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.