taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.