Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.