I chew my ice cream.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.