i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Boinked my neighbor

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.