do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Pee in the shower.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.