kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.