Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.