I rape small children ;).

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.