Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -69

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I want to suck on your penis

thumb_up thumb_down -86

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

thumb_up thumb_down -42

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

thumb_up thumb_down -41

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

thumb_up thumb_down -53

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

thumb_up thumb_down +23

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Like a toy until it breaks.

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

thumb_up thumb_down +295

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

thumb_up thumb_down +37

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.