Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

Be a loner at school

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.