When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Picking my nose.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.