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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.
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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.
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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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get really confused
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.
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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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I can't trill my R's
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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?
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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.