I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Tear up when I poop

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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misread flashlight

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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being super bored at shool

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.