taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.