When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.