When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.