When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.