I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Breathe.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Pee in the shower

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.