Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Play as both sides on fifa

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.