When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Pee in the shower

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.