when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.