Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

wipe your hands on your pants

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.