Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I cant ride a bike

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.