Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.