hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.