when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I sleep in the nude.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I really like taking shits.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.