At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.