Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Fart at home

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.