When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I scratch and sniff.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.