whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Play Minecraft

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.