Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.