When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Reading the terms of service :O....

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.