Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.