Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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whale sperm

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k. everyone

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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i use dental dams

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.