As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

Stab myself on a daily basis

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Breathe.

when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.