Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.