I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

chewing icecream before you swallow it

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.