Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.