Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.