Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.