When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.