Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Having gay sex

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.