- Things You Think Only You Do

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

bounce when your tip toeing.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.