Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Take baths

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.