I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I pee in the shower.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.