Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.