I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Peeing in the shower

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.