Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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pick your nose and eat it

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.