When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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suck my own penis

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.