When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.