twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

I chew my ice cream.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.