Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Tear up when I poop

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.