I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.