There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.