Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

Eat ice by itself

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.