I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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conundrum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.