Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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suck my own penis

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.