Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.