sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Smoking in the shower.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.