you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.