Try to pet your cat with your foot.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.