Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.