Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.