I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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whale sperm

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.