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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.
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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.
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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja
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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.
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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.
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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about
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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.
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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.
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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML
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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.
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Text random people saying I'm pregnant
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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...
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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair
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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.
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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.
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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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