think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.