whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.