in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Say what even when u heard someone

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.