Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

Made after doomsday plans

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.