I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.