When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.