every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.