Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.