I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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R A P E Children

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Eat ice by itself

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.