When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Breathe.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.