Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Go on this site to feel normal.

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.