Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.