Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.