I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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misread dig bick

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.