Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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misread dig bick

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.