Poop naked.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.