i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Tear up when I poop

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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I want to suck on your penis

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.