I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Boinked my neighbor

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

Play Minecraft

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.