Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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R A P E Children

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.