1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.