Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I can't trill my R's

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.