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The older I get the more honest I get
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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion
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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words
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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.
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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin
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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.
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I gotta get down of Friday
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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.
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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely
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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I
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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.
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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.
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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.