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misread flashlight
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check shower for murder then pee
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.
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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!
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bounce when your tip toeing.
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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.
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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes
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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.