wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.