Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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conundrum.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.