in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I can see a magic eye image

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.