After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I Masturbate Daily.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.