I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Make up a song to yourself.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.