Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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hallo

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.