Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.