When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.