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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses
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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)
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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".
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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.
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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.
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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.
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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.
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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)
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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.
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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat
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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.
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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.
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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty
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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.
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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.
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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.