think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

I have seen a UFO

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

R A P E Children

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.