I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.