Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I piss in the bed every night

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.