Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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i masturbate with my feet

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.