when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.