Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.