Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.