Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.