I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

Eating chicken at KFC.

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.