When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.