I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.