I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.