Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.