Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

Brake for tail-gaters

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Having gay sex

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

Take off the ends of the banana (

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.