whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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fap

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Do somthing only you do

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.