Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.