I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.