I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Pee in my work garbage can.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.