I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.