I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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sit in the shower

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.