When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.