I used to eat bath bubbles

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Being fat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.