Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.