When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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i smoke weed all day.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.