I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.