Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.