Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Made after doomsday plans

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Picking my nose.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.