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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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I meow when my cat meows.
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)
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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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I'm really picky about how I earn money
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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair
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Take baths
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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom
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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.
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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.
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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.
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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.
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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.
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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.