I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.