When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.