I click my teeth to music

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I pee in the shower. :3

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I hit the frig after sex

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.