I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Courtesy flush.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.