I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.