Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.