I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.