I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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fart

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.