from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Set Fire to the Rain

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.