Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Pee in the shower

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.