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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things
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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.
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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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Wondering who would cry at your funeral
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.
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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.
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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate
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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.
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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.
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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video
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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed
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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.
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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.
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Pee in the shower
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.