Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

I Masturbate Daily.

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

R A P E Children

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.