When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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make south park refferences every day

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.