turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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speak proper english

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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misread flashlight

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.