After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.