I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.