pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Fart at home

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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smoke marijuana

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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sit in the shower

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.