I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.