Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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get really confused

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.