I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.