Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.