If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.