When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Picking my nose.

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.