from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Set Fire to the Rain

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.