I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.