Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.