Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

Your mom

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.