Thinking your life is a movie...

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.