I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I can see a magic eye image

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.