Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.