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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.
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I talk to my pet when no one is home.
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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.
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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.
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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^
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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....
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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.
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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.
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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.
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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.
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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.
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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.
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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.
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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike
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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.