You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.