sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.