Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

Fart at home

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.