See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.