Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

I click my teeth to music

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.