Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

shag your mom

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.