I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.