When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

I talk to myself when I'm alone

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

Gotta sleep with a fan.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

whale sperm

penis

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

I scratch and sniff.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.