Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.