Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Having gay sex

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.