Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Be a loner at school

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Pee in the shower.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.