Play as both sides on fifa

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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pick your nose and eat it

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.