When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Breathe.

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

I rape small children ;).

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

Sleep with pillow between legs

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

pick your nose and eat it

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.