- Things You Think Only You Do

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

make food scream if i chop them up.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.