did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.