Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Set Fire to the Rain

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.