Having gay sex

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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I control water in the shower.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I want to suck on your penis

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.