I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I always cry when I pray.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.