When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I have a phobia of incest

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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I always cry when I pray.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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jack off

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.