Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

i see almost everything as a sign

call someone by a siblings name.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.