Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Be a loner at school

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.