I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

I hold my breath in elevators

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

I always cry when I pray.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.