Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I cant ride a bike

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.