Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.