I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

Say what even when u heard someone

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.