Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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i smoke weed all day.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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sit in the shower

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.