Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.