Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.