Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.