When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.