Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Breathe.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.