Eat ice by itself

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.