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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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Sitting next to a banana called James
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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.
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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out
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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.
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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts
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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...
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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.
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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are
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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.
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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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i see almost everything as a sign
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.