If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.