Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Set Fire to the Rain

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.