i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When out I like to "people watch."

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.