When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I meow when my cat meows.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.