Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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I click my teeth to music

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.