People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Peeing in the shower

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.