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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped
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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!
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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.
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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D
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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream
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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.
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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service
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Your mom
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I eat one way in public and another way in private.
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?
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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.