Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

thumb_up thumb_down +1,004

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

thumb_up thumb_down -55

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -66

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

thumb_up thumb_down +88

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

thumb_up thumb_down +71

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -86

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

thumb_up thumb_down -40

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

thumb_up thumb_down +1,489

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.