- Things You Think Only You Do

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

Giving my dog a massage.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.