When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.