dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.