Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.