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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.
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Gotta sleep with a fan.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.
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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.
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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them
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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.
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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.
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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-
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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?
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KICK THE CAN
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am
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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.