I click my teeth to music

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

I pee in the shower. :3

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I hit the frig after sex

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.