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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.
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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.
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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.
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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.
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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.
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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once
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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.
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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3
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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.