when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Breathe.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.