I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.