Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.