when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.