Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

Having gay sex

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.