put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Be a loner at school

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.