Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I pee in the shower.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.