Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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sit in the shower

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.