When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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I know how to type a ¿

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I want to suck on your penis

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.