sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

I pee in the shower.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.