think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

i smoke weed all day.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Dancing while hoovering

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.