Eat ice by itself

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

always check thde back seat before starting the car

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.