Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Fart at home

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.