find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.