Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.