Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.