I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Ur mum

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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hallo

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.