Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Be a loner at school

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.