Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.