when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Picking my nose.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Poo really loud

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I Masturbate Daily.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.