Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I click my teeth to music

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.