When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I always think I have special powers

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.