Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.