When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.