When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.