Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.