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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Thinking your life is a movie...

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

I hit the frig after sex

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.