Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

k. everyone

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

blow nose. look at kleenex.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.