When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.