when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.