i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.