I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I always think I have special powers

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.