When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Breathe.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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I rape small children ;).

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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pick your nose and eat it

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.