check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

get home from work and masturbate instantly

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.