When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Being fat

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.