When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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wipe your hands on your pants

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.