Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.