Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I push the door open with my stomach

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I read the down voted posts

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.