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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.
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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went
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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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I constantly talk to myself.
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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.
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sing like a pro in da shower
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l
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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.
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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.
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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)
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Having gay sex
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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!
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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.
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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar
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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.
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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.