I read the down voted posts

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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I hit the frig after sex

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.