try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.