Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.