creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.