when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Pee in the shower

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.