Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.