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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.
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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.
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Set Fire to the Rain
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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan
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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.
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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.
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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.
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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die
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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.