I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.