I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.