when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.