When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Boinked my neighbor

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.