eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I was not born in the country I am living in now

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

only read the short jokes on this website

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

i masturbate with my feet

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.