Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.