Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.