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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.
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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.
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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.
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Giving my dog a massage.
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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...
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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.
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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music
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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses
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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.
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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.
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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.