When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I chew my ice cream.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.