Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.