- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

I rape small children ;).

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.