Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.