not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I chew my ice cream.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.