Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Take baths

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.