Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.