When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.