never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Smoking in the shower.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Be a loner at school

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.