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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.
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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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wen on this website go look at the most disliked
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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.
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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me
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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything
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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD
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Make up a song to yourself.
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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.
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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.
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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.