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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.
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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.
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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.
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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.
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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower
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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.
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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)
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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.