whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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ASMR

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.