While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.