I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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thumb down this post

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.