Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.