Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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blink

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.