DIY LOL
Anti Joke
Rate My Battlestation
Search Engine Suggestions
Stop Drop LOL
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
…
Next ›
Last »
wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
thumb_up
thumb_down
-13
click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
thumb_up
thumb_down
-79
I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-19
I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+464
Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-1
every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-108
Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-63
When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
thumb_up
thumb_down
+15
get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+39
Pee in the shower
thumb_up
thumb_down
+9
masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes
thumb_up
thumb_down
-36
pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out
thumb_up
thumb_down
+1,571
Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-6
lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+1,411
Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+34
Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-63
RAPE CHILDREN
thumb_up
thumb_down
-103
when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper
thumb_up
thumb_down
-37
When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-75
Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
thumb_up
thumb_down
-8
Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-44
Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-59
thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
thumb_up
thumb_down
-26
« First
‹ Prev
…
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.