Thinking your life is a movie...

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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hallo

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.