i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Put my hands together the 'other' way

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Tear up when I poop

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

I want to suck on your penis

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

I have an irrational fear of sloths

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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