after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.