- Things You Think Only You Do

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

ASMR

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.