get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.