Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.