Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.