did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

draw the sun at the corner of the page

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

Think of numbers as male or female.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.