Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I piss in the bed every night

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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I scratch and sniff.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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R A P E Children

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.