when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.