I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

I meow when my cat meows.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

Take baths

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

Look at my poo before I flush it.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.