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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.
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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.
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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.
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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole
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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.
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Sitting down in the shower
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet
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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.
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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"
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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.
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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid
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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.
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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.