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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.
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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.
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i see almost everything as a sign
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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.
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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.
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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!
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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped
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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...
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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.
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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.
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Drinking and dialing people I dated.
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i smoke weed all day.
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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath
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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.
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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.
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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.