When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.