Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Tear up when I poop

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.