I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.