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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.
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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.
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I have a phobia of incest
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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.
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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...
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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.
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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.