When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.