Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.