Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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My parents are annoying.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.