Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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conundrum.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.