If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.