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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.
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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.
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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.
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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.
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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site
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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "
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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it
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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'
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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.
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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich
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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.
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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.
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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.