- Things You Think Only You Do

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.