Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.