You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.