conundrum.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

k. everyone

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

I pee in the shower.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.