When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Go for a 10 mile run.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

I think about other women when having sex

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Boinked my neighbor

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.