When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.