during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.