Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.