I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

Mayada stupid

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.