Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Poop naked.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.