Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Breathe.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.