Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Pee in the shower

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.