Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

blink

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.