stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

smoke marijuana

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.