I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.