Play as both sides on fifa

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

pick your nose and eat it

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

Smoking in the shower.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.