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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.
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+68
Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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-48
I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.
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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.
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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.
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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.
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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.
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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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-34
Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.
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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me
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-62
Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.
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-42
play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber
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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money
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-62
I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.
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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.
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-42
I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.