When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Play with my own boobs for no reason

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.