If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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sing in the shower

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.