Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

Talk to my cat.

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.