When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Picking my nose.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.