While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.