After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.