I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.