When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.