When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.