Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Look at my poop before flushing

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

I masturbate with sandpaper

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Be a loner at school

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.