Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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blink

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.