Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

I apologize, when i bump against things.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

I dip my pizza crust in soda

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.