see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.