Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Pee in the shower.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.