When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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The older I get the more honest I get

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.