Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.