The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Pee in the shower.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.