right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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I like to poo while smoking.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.