Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I think about life problems in the shower

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

This song will not come out of my head!

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I ejaculate fire and glory

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.