Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.