Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.