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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.
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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing
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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.
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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.
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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.
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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.
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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.