I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.