I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

When out I like to "people watch."

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I like to poo while smoking.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.