getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.