when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.