I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Boinked my neighbor

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Play Minecraft

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.