I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.