Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.