Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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k. everyone

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.