Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.