I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.