Dancing while hoovering

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.