Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.