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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan
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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do
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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.
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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other
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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.
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I constantly talk to myself.
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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".
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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.
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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.
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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.