wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.