sit in the shower

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.