When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.