I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.