Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.