When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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i smoke weed all day.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.