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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.
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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph
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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them
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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.
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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!
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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.
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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD
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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.
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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.
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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.
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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.
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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.
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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.
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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak
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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.