Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Mayada stupid

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.