Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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I piss in the bed every night

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I want to suck on your penis

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.