Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.