Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.