I rape small children ;).

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.