Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I was the real Stig...

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.