wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.