- Things You Think Only You Do

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

I **** with no hands.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Ur mum

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.