Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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I control water in the shower.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.