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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.
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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...
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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?
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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15
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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.
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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.
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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant
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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.
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im going to kill that person and get away with it
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.
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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours
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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.