Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Picking my nose.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.