I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I **** with no hands.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.