Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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R A P E Children

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.