Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.