If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.