I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Vote for the other guy

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.