Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.