when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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hate Justin Bieber

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.