hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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My parents are annoying.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.