Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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sing like a pro in da shower

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.