- Things You Think Only You Do

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

I meow when my cat meows.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.