that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.