setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I have a phobia of incest

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.