setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I have a phobia of incest

I refuse to forward chain letters

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.