Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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whale sperm

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R A P E Children

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.