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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!
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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.
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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person
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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...
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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.
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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.
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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.
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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does
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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.