Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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fap

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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penis

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.