Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.