Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Be a loner at school

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.