Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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I cant ride a bike

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.