In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Peeing in the shower

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.