when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I was the real Stig...

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.