whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.