When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.