- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

I think about other women when having sex

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

I scratch and sniff.

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

i masturbate with my feet

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.