When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.