Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.