- Things You Think Only You Do

-40

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

-86

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

-32

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

+1

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

-44

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

-2

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

-35

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

-49

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

-40

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

-18

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

-112

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

-22

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

+6

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

+41

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

+17

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

+7

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

-15

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

-21

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

-26

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

+30

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

+59

Play with my own boobs for no reason

-44

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

+184

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

Things You Think Only You Do