Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.