When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.