Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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I eat ass

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.