poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Peeing in the shower

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.