Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.