When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.