When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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I think about life problems in the shower

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.