When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Pee in the shower.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.