right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.