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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".
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Pee in the shower.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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Made after doomsday plans
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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.
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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?
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bounce when your tip toeing.
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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.
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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'
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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.
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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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pick your nose and eat it
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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud
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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.
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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.
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