Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Vote for the other guy

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.