When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

pick your nose and eat it

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.