When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I can see a magic eye image

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I have a phobia of incest

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.