Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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misread dig bick

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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sit in the shower

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.