When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I can see a magic eye image

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Do somthing only you do

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.