Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.