Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.