Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.