Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

It's hot but I still have on covers

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.