If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.