When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.