Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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speak proper english

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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being super bored at shool

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.