When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.