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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.
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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way
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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.
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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree
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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.
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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.
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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters
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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first
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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.