While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I piss in the bed every night

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Courtesy flush.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.