When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.