Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.