Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.