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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.
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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .
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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.
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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.
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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).
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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy
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Sometimes I toot.
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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!
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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.
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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.