Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.